Transcripts

Here you can find transcripts for all released episodes of Y2K. Unreleased episodes are also listed below, transcript will be posted as episode is realeased.

Episodes

PROLOGUE: DECEMBER 31, 1999
EPISODE 1: JANUARY 1-9, 2000
EPISODE 2: JANUARY 10-16, 2000
EPISODE 3: JANUARY 17-23, 2000
EPISODE 4: JANUARY 24-31, 2000
EPISODE 5: FEBRUARY 1-6, 2000
EPISODE 6: FEBRUARY 7-13, 2000
EPISODE 7: FEBRUARY 14-20, 2000
EPISODE 8: FEBRUARY 21-29, 2000
EPISODE 9: MARCH 1-5, 2000
EPISODE 10: MARCH 6-12, 2000
EPISODE 11: MARCH 13-19, 2000
EPISODE 12: MARCH 20-26, 2000
EPISODE 13: MARCH 27-31, 2000
EPISODE 14: APRIL 1-9, 2000
EPISODE 15: APRIL 10-16, 2000
EPISODE 16: APRIL 17-23, 2000
EPISODE 17: APRIL 24-30, 2000
EPISODE 18: MAY 1-7, 2000
EPISODE 19: MAY 8-14, 2000
EPISODE 20: MAY 15-21, 2000
EPISODE 21: MAY 22-31, 2000
EPISODE 22: JUNE 1-4, 2000
EPISODE 23: JUNE 5-11, 2000
EPISODE 24: JUNE 12-18, 2000
EPISODE 25: JUNE 19-25, 2000
EPISODE 26: JUNE 26-30, 2000
EPISODE 27: JULY 1-9, 2000
EPISODE 28: JULY 10-16, 2000
EPISODE 29: JULY 17-23, 2000
EPISODE 30: JULY 24-31, 2000
EPISODE 31: AUGUST 1-6, 2000
EPISODE 32: AUGUST 7-13, 2000
EPISODE 33: AUGUST 14-20, 2000
EPISODE 34: INTERLUDE – AUGUST 27, 2000
EPISODE 35: AUGUST 28-31, 2000
EPISODE 36: SEPTEMBER 1-10, 2000
EPISODE 37: SEPTEMBER 11-17, 2000
EPISODE 38: SEPTEMBER 18-24, 2000
EPISODE 39: SEPTEMBER 25-30, 2000
EPISODE 40: OCTOBER 1-8, 2000
EPISODE 41: OCTOBER 9-15, 2000
EPISODE 42: OCTOBER 16-22, 2000
EPISODE 43: OCTOBER 23-31, 2000
EPISODE 44: NOVEMBER 1-5, 2000
EPISODE 45: NOVEMBER 6-12, 2000
EPISODE 46: NOVEMBER 13-19, 2000
EPISODE 47: NOVEMBER 20-26, 2000
EPISODE 48: NOVEMBER 27-30, 2000
EPISODE 49: DECEMBER 1-10, 2000
EPISODE 50: DECEMBER 11-17, 2000
EPISODE 51: DECEMBER 18-24, 2000
EPISODE 52: DECEMBER 25-31, 2000
EPILOGUE: DECEMBER 31, 2000

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Behind-the-Scenes Episodes

Please note that transcripts for these episodes may take longer than others, as they are not scripted. We will try our best to get them to you as close to release date as possible.
BEHIND THE SCENES 1
BEHIND THE SCENES 2
BEHIND THE SCENES 3
BEHIND THE SCENES 4
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BEHIND THE SCENES 6

PROLOGUE: DECEMBER 31, 1999

(Intro music)

Scene 0.1

(New Year’s Eve 1999. A flat in north London. A crowded party. Everyone is very drunk. Door opens. JESS and KAT sneak into a room, JESS wants to show KAT something on the computer. Giggling. Party noises.)

JESS

Come on! Close the door!

(door shuts, party noises abate)

KAT (giggles)

What? I wanna party like it’s 1999! (tries to sing the Prince song but can’t remember the words)

(JESS sits down, computer clicks, modem dial-up tone)

JESS

(distracted) Well it won’t be 1999 for much longer… (mutters) Where is that link?

KAT

I think Johnno wants to *kiss* me. (makes kissy noises) He keeps staring at me. He’s ok I guess…

JESS

I want to show you what I found yesterday. (computer clicks) Look!

KAT

What? It’s just loading… charging… wait what’s it called?

JESS

Remember I’m leaving tomorrow? And that phone calls to New Zealand are expensive? Not to mention the time difference thing? (computer dings) Well, ta-da!

KAT

Ta-what? (sits down) Wait, (reads) Free Online Voicemail – the easy way to stay in touch… Catchy slogan (more serious, slightly more sober) You mean we can leave each other voice mails? For free??

JESS

Yup! I just need to figure out how to get internet once I’m in Auckland, and then we’re all set! Of course the dial-up connection costs a little, but —

KAT

(interrupts) That’s perfect! (suddenly sad) But I will miss you. So much.

JESS

I’ll miss you too my dear. Damn! We said no tears and I’m sticking to it! (beat) Look, I’ve set you up as KatLondon and me as JessAuckland, so we can find each other.

KAT

Damn! (holds back tears) I mean, that’s great. And I *am* happy for you. It’s just — (tries to be cheerful) what if some serious accounting person moves into your room and just kills all the fun?

JESS

And paints my walls cafe au lait? Yuck!

BOTH

And makes stinky tuna in the microwave! (laughter)

JESS

Oh God, he was awful, wasn’t he? What was his name? Lou? Lenny?

KAT

Lee. (starts saying something but stops herself) Actually I- Yes, good thing he moved out. (laughs)

JESS

You do know that you’ll have a say on the next flatmate, right?

KAT

I know. But I might get outvoted… Downvoted? You know what I mean.

JESS

I wouldn’t worry about it. (beat) Anyways, what were you saying about Johnno before? That he was looking at you?

KAT

Yeah. I mean, he’s nothing special really but with the luck I’ve been having… You know. It’s nice to be noticed.

JESS

Yeah. It’s just I’ve heard he’s not so nice to his girlfriends.

KAT

(laughing) I’m not going to be his girlfriend (laughs) so, no worries, OK?

JESS

Right. No worries. Wait, do they even say that in New Zealand or is it just Australia? Guess we’ll find out–

(door opens, party noise, fireworks)

JOHNNO

Kat! C’mon! It’s almost midnight!

KAT

Be there in a sec Johnno!

(door closes, party noises abate)

KAT

Maybe I’ll go out and grab that New Year’s kiss. (beat) Don’t worry, ok? It’ll be great.

JESS

OK. Let’s bring in the new year. (toast) Hey, maybe the world *will* end?

KAT

Nah! It’ll be fine. The year 2000 is going to be amazing!

JESS

Let’s go drink to that!

(They laugh. Door opens, party noise. Fireworks! Explosions!)

(MUSIC)

Scene 0.2

KARIN

Hi! Karin Heimdahl, creator of Y2K and also voice of Jess here. Thank you so much for listening to our prologue. Episode 1 drops in January and we will have weekly releases throughout 2020. You will hear these wonderful folks:

(MUSIC)

KIRSTY

Kirsty Woolven as Olivia

JANIS

Janis Westin as Kat

KARIN

Karin Heimdahl as Jess

ADAM

Adam Blanford as Johnno

FELICITY

Felicity Boyd as Rachel

ANJALI

Anjali Kunapaneni as Shirin

SHEKENDRA

Shekendra Morgan as Maia

MADDY

Maddy Searle as Claire

ANNA

Anna Jartin as Tammi

LORCAN

Lorcan NicGiollaBhain as Bri

CHARLOTTE

Charlotte Norup as Kirsten

NERYS

Nerys Howell as Emma

KARIN

You can subscribe for free right now in your favorite podcatcher. Please find us on Twitter or Instagram @y2kpod, that’s the number 2, and check out our website y2kpod.com for more information. This episode was part of International Podcast Month 2019. Please go to to internationalpodcastmonth.com to find out more about this wonderful celebration of podcasting. We will be back in January. For now, we leave you with the full song “Welcome to the Year 2000!” by Jake Haws, please check out his podcast “Making Music with Jake Haws” to hear more of his work.

OLIVIA

Thank you for listening, and welcome back when we return to the year 2000.

MANY VOICES

Welcome to the year 2000!… Welcome… Welcome… to the year 2000… to the year 2000… to the year 2000! Welcome to the year 2000!

(OUTRO MUSIC – Welcome to the Year 2000!)

EPISODE 1: JANUARY 1-9, 2000

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EPISODE 2: JANUARY 10-16, 2000

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EPISODE 3: JANUARY 17-23, 2000

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EPISODE 4: JANUARY 24-31, 2000

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EPISODE 5: FEBRUARY 1-6, 2000

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EPISODE 6: FEBRUARY 7-13, 2000

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EPISODE 7: FEBRUARY 14-20, 2000

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EPISODE 8: FEBRUARY 21-29, 2000

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EPISODE 9: MARCH 1-5, 2000

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EPISODE 10: MARCH 6-12, 2000

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EPISODE 11: MARCH 13-19, 2000

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EPISODE 12: MARCH 20-26, 2000

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EPISODE 13: MARCH 27-31, 2000

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EPISODE 14: APRIL 1-9, 2000

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EPISODE 15: APRIL 10-16, 2000

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EPISODE 16: APRIL 17-23, 2000

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EPISODE 17: APRIL 24-30, 2000

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EPISODE 18: MAY 1-7, 2000

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EPISODE 19: MAY 8-14, 2000

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EPISODE 20: MAY 15-21, 2000

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EPISODE 21: MAY 22-31, 2000

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EPISODE 22: JUNE 1-4, 2000

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EPISODE 23: JUNE 5-11, 2000

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EPISODE 24: JUNE 12-18, 2000

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EPISODE 25: JUNE 19-25, 2000

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EPISODE 26: JUNE 26-30, 2000

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EPISODE 27: JULY 1-9, 2000

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EPISODE 28: JULY 10-16, 2000

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EPISODE 29: JULY 17-23, 2000

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EPISODE 30: JULY 24-31, 2000

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EPISODE 31: AUGUST 1-6, 2000

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EPISODE 32: AUGUST 7-13, 2000

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EPISODE 33: AUGUST 14-20, 2000

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EPISODE 34: INTERLUDE – AUGUST 27, 2000

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EPISODE 35: AUGUST 28-31, 2000

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EPISODE 36: SEPTEMBER 1-10, 2000

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EPISODE 37: SEPTEMBER 11-17, 2000

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EPISODE 38: SEPTEMBER 18-24, 2000

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EPISODE 39: SEPTEMBER 25-30, 2000

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EPISODE 40: OCTOBER 1-8, 2000

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EPISODE 41: OCTOBER 9-15, 2000

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EPISODE 42: OCTOBER 16-22, 2000

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EPISODE 43: OCTOBER 23-31, 2000

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EPISODE 44: NOVEMBER 1-5, 2000

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EPISODE 45: NOVEMBER 6-12, 2000

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EPISODE 46: NOVEMBER 13-19, 2000

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EPISODE 47: NOVEMBER 20-26, 2000

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EPISODE 48: NOVEMBER 27-30, 2000

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EPISODE 49: DECEMBER 1-10, 2000

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EPISODE 50: DECEMBER 11-17, 2000

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EPISODE 51: DECEMBER 18-24, 2000

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EPISODE 52: DECEMBER 25-31, 2000

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EPILOGUE: DECEMBER 31, 2000

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BEHIND THE SCENES 1

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BEHIND THE SCENES 2

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BEHIND THE SCENES 3

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BEHIND THE SCENES 4

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BEHIND THE SCENES 5

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BEHIND THE SCENES 6

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